Assist

1. A statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you pass the object in play to a teammate who then scores.

2. A statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job.

1. In an ice hockey game, I got an assist by passing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.

2. In Call of Duty I shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and I got an assist after he ran right into my teammate's bayonet.

by Nick Weiner February 3, 2009

ASSist

Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.

by Jay Danger February 18, 2008

assist

1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.

"Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."

by SmStudent March 8, 2005

assist

a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.

My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.

by bubob November 27, 2011

Assist

Add anal sex to the current definition.

He couldn’t cum, so I went in with my pinky for the assist.

by Taidum February 23, 2022

Assist

A person that treks wolkjes and helps make the kmt een feestje

Look! An Assist! GEIL!!!1!1!1

by Ge1l May 16, 2022

Assist Trophy

A violent racial slur used to initiate mass genocide against multiple spiecies

Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.

by JZA333 September 13, 2018