ass sneeze
ass sneeze by Capt_Z May 1, 2003
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ASS SNEEZE by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013
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Ass Sneeze
A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.
"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"
Ass Sneeze by hygeinefag July 28, 2009
Trick Ass Skeezer
The correct term for someone who is a very promiscuous skank hoe, whom often turns tricks. It is commonly mispronounced as "trick ass geezer" by those who aren't educated in the subject of trick assness.
Trick Ass Skeezer by C Grizzy January 25, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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