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ASS SNEEZE 

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
ASS SNEEZE by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

Ass Sneeze 

A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.
"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"
Ass Sneeze by hygeinefag July 28, 2009

Trick Ass Skeezer

The correct term for someone who is a very promiscuous skank hoe, whom often turns tricks. It is commonly mispronounced as "trick ass geezer" by those who aren't educated in the subject of trick assness.
Yeah, Maria is such a trick ass skeezer...she always says trick ass geezer instead of skeezer!
Trick Ass Skeezer by C Grizzy January 25, 2011

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026