artist (ar-tist)
1. Most common definition, a
depressed, underpaid, sad person in their early twenties or late teens, although they can be many ages. They cannot afford
art supplies, cry themselves to
sleep, lack inspiration, and draw about once every 3 full moons. When asked what they want to be, they answer an artist, but they know that like everything else in their miserable lives, that is a lie. They
hate their art style although their friends love it, and have no self confidence whatsoever.
2. Anyone who practices a talent involving creating something without outstanding functionality other than to entertain or inspire.
3. Sarcasm used to describe someone lacking skills in
art.
1."I am an artist!"
"But you
never draw?"
"I know..." (cries in corner)
2. Poets, authors, and dancers deserve the title of artist.
3. "That two year old is a
real artist, proper Picasso! Smeared paint all over my new
Lamborghini!"
