are you serious
are you serious by Big John Stud April 11, 2005
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Are you serious?
A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.
total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.
Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.
Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.
Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.
Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?
Bush: Are you serious?
Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.
Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?
Bush: Are you serious?
Are you serious? by Randoni April 6, 2009
Are you serious?
The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.
Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?
Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?
Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
Are you serious? by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010
Are you serious?
*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?
Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017
Are you serious!?
An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
Are you serious!? by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007
Are you serious?
Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017
Are you serious?
Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission
Are you serious? by Sebby294 May 31, 2021
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