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Are you serious? 

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A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?
Are you serious? by Randoni April 6, 2009

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The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
Are you serious? by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010

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*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?
Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Are you serious!?

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An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"

Are you serious? 

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*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017

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Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission
Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*
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