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apothecary 

witch doctor
medicine man
usually from africa
<3 peace and love
that apothecary sold me this rare sleeping potion.
apothecary by LuLuLuVmAnGoS August 20, 2006
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apothecary 

drug dealer
The guy said he was looking for "rare herbs and substances," so I sent him to Haarlem and said ask for the nearest apothecary.
apothecary by NYLunch January 13, 2010

sidewalk apothecary 

"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."
A departure from the traditional Apothecary (a person or establishment engaged in general pharmaceutical sales); the Apotecary is specialized in the dispensing and sales of THC containing medicaments of all sorts.
Hey, where ya headed?
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
Apotecary by YAWA May 23, 2022

Apothinary 

epicoutstandingextraordinarymonumentalgrandextragravent
My girlfriend and I went to Chicago for a weekend away. The weekend alone with her was apothinary
Apothinary by detIinv785 January 27, 2020

Apothecary64 

A player that plays Hypixel Skyblock and is above 500mil in networth.
Apothecary64 is finishing their dungeon run.
Apothecary64 by Apothecary64 November 12, 2021

apathecary 

The qualified title of a narcotics dealer who fails to recognize you or remember your name after no less than three visits.
Erik was more astounded than insulted when his apathecary insisted on asking him if he was cop on his fourth visit in less than two months.
apathecary by Yabadass June 12, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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