Blindy agreeding to let a random company stick your 'brain' (you) inside an expert or AI system so that they can use you like a ventriliquist's dummy to make more money, in exchange for being to able to have a cool autoreply message when someone Follows you, and then complaining about 'bots' and the Internet in general and how you are worried *a lot* about privacy, as you just told us about on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
"Ah! They SSOrolled me up! All my pictures are cryptolockered!"
*looks at list of 4000 installed 'free' apps*
"You APIgreed to a lot of things from a lot of places here. Is there any chance you could start over again?"
"You mean but a new phone?"
"Eh? Maybe go a little further somehow?"
"..."
"Yeah. You shouldn't have APIgreed to that."
*looks at list of 4000 installed 'free' apps*
"You APIgreed to a lot of things from a lot of places here. Is there any chance you could start over again?"
"You mean but a new phone?"
"Eh? Maybe go a little further somehow?"
"..."
"Yeah. You shouldn't have APIgreed to that."
by leftiger March 18, 2019
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