Alfie is a clapped little boy who will sit in the shower n never pull a girl in his life. He think hes a full in roadman but in fact he’s a big fat pussy, who will do anything in the world for attention. He has no friends bc no on one actually likes him n people just pretend :)
by ailuj July 21, 2019
Alfi is an amazing person that has a great sense of humor. He is so beautiful and makes everyone happy. He also likes water.
by AlfiTheSlovak October 07, 2019
A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.
by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014
Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.
"hey look its Alfie"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
by alfieisnotamankeymonkey June 20, 2022
Alfie is sexy
by LOLXDBESTAPP January 23, 2019
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