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ALSA Mentality

It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.
Person 1: Ay, that dude at Mass who was wearing Pro Club, apparently he owns 50% ownership of ALSA JR LAWNCARE AND HAULING.

Person 2: Really!? He got to be following the ALSA Mentality.
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