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I already did 

The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.

I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"
Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID!

Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!

Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!

Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!

Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...
I already did by Sal-mazing May 20, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008