Damn that alfy.. when I kicked him in the nuts my foot broke and he screamed "PANIC PANIC PANIC!" and shit on my chest.
by seni0r pen0r August 2, 2009
by Alfy'd June 7, 2021
Alfi is an amazing person that has a great sense of humor. He is so beautiful and makes everyone happy. He also likes water.
by AlfiTheSlovak October 7, 2019
A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.
by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014
Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.
"hey look its Alfie"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
by alfieisnotamankeymonkey June 20, 2022
Alfie is sexy
by LOLXDBESTAPP January 23, 2019
by Maltesers October 27, 2019