AHB
*,AHB - AFTER HOURS BUSINESS
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Went out for a few drinks with the snake ending up getting really drunk and we had a go on each other. Y'know the ol' AHBs.
AHB by MatrixwolfRN April 12, 2023
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Ahbteen
1. A travesty
2. An unfair goal in Fifa that is a result of a deflection off of a player or the goalie right to the feet of an attacking player for an open net shot
2. An unfair goal in Fifa that is a result of a deflection off of a player or the goalie right to the feet of an attacking player for an open net shot
1. I was going to get with that girl last night but hunter totally ahbteened me and she left the party almost immediately
2. I lost in the 90th minute to him because of the biggest ahbteen you have ever seen. He didn't skillfully defeat me.
2. I lost in the 90th minute to him because of the biggest ahbteen you have ever seen. He didn't skillfully defeat me.
Ahbteen by trashcan23444 October 13, 2016
The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877
An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.
Nobody REALLY knows for sure.
What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.
Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.
There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Nobody REALLY knows for sure.
What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.
Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.
There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 by simplygleful March 29, 2009
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