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An AFK'r is a person so bad at a particular subject or skill in a certain game, that they wait until a person has gone offline, and then proceed to destroy everything they spent time on, and raid all their stuff. Their usual response to them being confronted is either "I was Bored XD" or "should've had better defense B)"
Have you heard about Adam? He apparently stole all of Michael's stuff while he was gone due to his low level weapons. He is such an AFK'r
AFK'r by Somethang May 24, 2021
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A certified goofy from Saint Louis. Stands 5’5” , hides behind a monitor and talks tough like he’s 7 feet tall. Multiple sources confirm he’s quiet and pussy in real life, known for ducking smoke and avoiding eye contact. Timid in real life, but transforms into a keyboard warrior the second Wi-Fi connects. Known for running his mouth online, dodging all confrontation in real life. All bark, no bite — the final boss of internet thugs.
Don’t mind him, he’s pulling an Afk Rev — all tough behind the screen, but folds in person.
AFK REV by Dig dgiy July 17, 2025
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rage afk 

When a player gets so mad because they get killed or die too many times in an online video game, they leave the keyboard (afk, Away From Keyboard) People do this because they either dont want to lose experience points, get a leavers mark, a loss, or some other degrading mark.
Team player: oh dude, this guy has gone rage afk. how do we win now?

Enemy: haha, i made that noob rage afk!
rage afk by Zombie3132 February 28, 2010

reverse afk

When a game is, usually, so good that it glues you to it for way longer than it should. Usually written as KFA.
"The new game in the series is coming out next week, so I'll probably reverse afk"

"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"

"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"
reverse afk by anonymous December 17, 2024

reverse afk

When a game is, usually, so good that it glues you to it for way longer than it should. Usually written as KFA.
"The new game in the series is coming out next week, so I'll probably reverse afk"

"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"

"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"
reverse afk by anonymous December 17, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026