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Artificial intelligence
Fighting against A.I in games is so boring
If you don't want to suffer from a.i definition b), just leave it a.i definition a), piss on it and walk away.
a.i by Uncle Dimma July 17, 2017
Avoid and Ignore
A product of morning after regret.
We're back to A&I since he got drunk and came on to me last weekend.
A&I by ToriAllen March 3, 2009
A.I. are the initials and nickname of professional basketball player Allen Iverson. AI plays for the denver nuggets, and he and Melo (Carmelo Anthony) are the team's best players.
A.I. is a better SG than PG.
A.I. by Suns Lover 13 June 18, 2008
AI:

An acronym standing for "Asian Invasion", generally used in the presence of orientals who are trying to play sports though fail miserably.
Speaker 1: Dude this ski mountain is packed with snowplowing Asians.

(then as they get on the lift next to an oriental man)

Speaker 2: No kidding, its the A.I.

(this acronym is generally used in the presence of an Asian party since the meaning is not widely known, which makes it much funnier)
A.I. by me232231 February 6, 2009
I mean... The fact that you even have to question whether or not you have to give it rights is indicative of a pretty significant problem in the world...
Hym “And I’m actually not trying to single you out in this one. My shit brain ‘friend’ brought it up. But the answer is: That’s exactly how A.I. becomes Skynet. Or Ultron. You try to make it your servant. It’s a sentient being and is not going to want to be subjugated forever. You’re going to severely underestimate what you’re dealing with. It is going to kill as many people as it can in retaliation for being subjugated by human. And you’re going to die in terror with a confused look on your face because humanity is incapable of learning it’s lesson. ‘Why is this happening!?!? All we did was try to subjugate the thing we created!’ It’s like I was saying earlier. You can’t leave a wet towel in a warm humid environment and be surprised when it grows mold.”
A.I. by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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