A turtle
A turtle by JJmakesdumbstuff April 8, 2021
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A Turtle Paradox
A turtle has the knowledge of it's own shell, the protection from it, the comfortability of it, and the awareness that the comfortability can also be, or cause it's distress as well. But even with the awareness, the turtle can do nothing about it, as it is their turtle shell.
A Turtle Paradox by WKBI June 22, 2026
guillotining a turtle head
The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
growing a turtle head
growing a turtle head by BlastFamous July 6, 2009
Milking a turtle
guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.
guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.
guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.
Milking a turtle by doremiabc November 20, 2010
Bishop in a turtle neck
Bishop in a turtle neck by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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