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an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
God, Evan is such a tool!

Why are you being a tool for?
a tool by PartyCarPartyFlat April 2, 2009
Words you can keep
Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
a tool by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
Is in most cases a metro sexual male, willing to do anything told as long as it involves money, or leisurely conveniences, to soley benefit this person with disregards to principles and moral beliefs. Will do ANYTHING to the greatest conveniences when no other options apply. Will also rely on the opinions and beliefs, with no regard of there own.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool!!!! Carson Daily is a such a tool!!!!
A Tool by meshed music November 22, 2011
Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
a tool by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
When someone does not realise when a word is being used wrong , being ignorant not using brain or common sense only believing what he see's
You are being a tool right now You really believe chickens are humans
A Tool by soulflyman October 26, 2018

You're a tool 

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.
Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!
You're a tool by Wspycrs August 12, 2018

I'm just a tool working for the man 

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
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