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A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017
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Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group
1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.
by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006
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Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
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