A scroller 

When someone sends you a text so long that you have to scroll down to read it

Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!

Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug

A scroller by Swankysteve October 15, 2013

Idiot in a stroller 

Some that slaps their cheese slice on a pig face and screams to "let ot rip!"

You are an idiot in a stroller you baby.

Idiot in a stroller by Lil Scythe September 19, 2021

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled. by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

A cordon would be better if scrolled 

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

A cordon would be better if scrolled by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004