A scroller

When someone sends you a text so long that you have to scroll down to read it

Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!

Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug

by Swankysteve October 15, 2013

Idiot in a stroller

Some that slaps their cheese slice on a pig face and screams to "let ot rip!"

You are an idiot in a stroller you baby.

by Lil Scythe September 19, 2021

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

A cordon would be better if scrolled

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011