A scholer 

A person who eats 2 pounds of spam then guzzles down 4 cups of beef broth and goes to bed in a tank top.
In the morning when they wake up they are performing a breakfast burrito with their spouse.

He was in the middle of watching his favorite show but then he felt tired so he started being a scholer.

A scholer by yitroewpqdmdm February 8, 2024

gentleman and a scholar 

Exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.

John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.

Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!

John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!

Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!

Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.

Jack: *zip*

Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!

gentleman and a scholar by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006

Gentleman and a Scholar 

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

Gentleman and a Scholar by bunj March 4, 2009

Pulling a Schoberl 

"Pulling a Schoberl"

"Pulling a Schoberl" (adv.)

a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.

Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"

Pulling a Schoberl by UrethraStuffer96 March 6, 2019

Not a scholar

someone who is not a scholar is someone who gets 3 percent in a language class

wow you got a 3 percent in french. you're not a scholar

Not a scholar by mnashewqeqw January 24, 2020

Gentleman and a scholar 

a jack of all trades who makes your life easier

Ray looks at sheep all day long, but still has time to help me with fractions, which is why All-Day-Ray is a gentleman and a scholar. In fact, he is 60% gentleman and 40% scholar.

Gentleman and a scholar by Jonz Dawwwg November 29, 2011

gentleman and a scholar 

An insult of a compliment used for someone who has done the minimum of what's expected.

Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.

Rich: I never meet my father.

gentleman and a scholar by Stay KA October 21, 2009