A person who eats 2 pounds of spam then guzzles down 4 cups of beef broth and goes to bed in a tank top.
In the morning when they wake up they are performing a breakfast burrito with their spouse.
In the morning when they wake up they are performing a breakfast burrito with their spouse.
He was in the middle of watching his favorite show but then he felt tired so he started being a scholer.
by yitroewpqdmdm February 8, 2024
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John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.
Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!
John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.
Jack: *zip*
Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!
Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!
John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.
Jack: *zip*
Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!
by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006
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person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
by bunj March 4, 2009
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"Pulling a Schoberl" (adv.)
a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.
Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"
a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.
Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"
by UrethraStuffer96 March 6, 2019
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Get the Not a scholar mug.Ray looks at sheep all day long, but still has time to help me with fractions, which is why All-Day-Ray is a gentleman and a scholar. In fact, he is 60% gentleman and 40% scholar.
by Jonz Dawwwg November 29, 2011
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Rich: I never meet my father.
Rich: I never meet my father.
by Stay KA October 21, 2009
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