A Parker 

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

A Parker by Crooked08 February 12, 2008

A Parker 

A certain person who likes a lot of it up the bum

They are all such "A Parker"

A Parker by willymuncher1011 February 17, 2020

pulling a parker 

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

pulling a parker by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pulling a parker 

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

Pulling a parker by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

Pulling a Parker 

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

Pulling a Parker by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021

Thats a Parker 

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

Thats a Parker by Garner April 20, 2008

Pulling a Parker 

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!

Pulling a Parker by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021