A Noah
When making out with two seperate girls that are coincidentally best friends in a short period of time. Then after reaping the benefits begins to freak out.
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A noah
When you make out with two girls within minutes of each other with them both knowing about each other
A noah by Selliott24 June 1, 2017
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Pull a Noah
(verb) A ridiculous habit of needing to hit 12 hours per night in order to function like a regular human. Anything less results in temporary shut down after lunch and significant decrease in frontal lobe activity.
Person A: Where have you been?!
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?
or
Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?
or
Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.
Pull a Noah by singsingtuesday October 17, 2019
Pulling a Noah
When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
Pulling a Noah by Vickilmao December 25, 2016
Roast A Noah Day
Roast A Noah Day by merciivy October 25, 2020
Pull A Noah
You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah
Pull A Noah by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018
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