a newb

Someone with very little cognitive skills, and/or a dismembered penis. A very bad gamer. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually want's to get better. But they probably never will.

Newb : Let's play on my switch.
Noob : Nah, man. Fuck nintendo. You're such a newb.

by Neytari June 1, 2018

simply a newbie

a simple newbie.

I am simply a newbie.

by Megan March 3, 2004

Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

anewbis

traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for a newbis.

omfg how do u shoot
what anewbis

by joea$h May 13, 2005

anewbis

traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for spelling out "a (space) newbis"

omfg how do u shoot??
what anewbis

by joea$h May 13, 2005