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National Wine on a man day 

October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.
Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖

National Peg A Man Day! 

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

National Peg A Man day! 

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

Fuck a burly man day. 

Every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.
"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

Fuck a burly man day. 

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.
"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

National Snog a Fat Man Day 

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.