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A man da 

A female by the name Amanda.
Probably transgender but says she's a lesbian
Amanda you're trans not gay
You're A man daaaa
Words you can keep

National Wine on a man day 

October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.
Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖

National Peg A Man Day! 

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

National Peg A Man day! 

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

Fuck a burly man day. 

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.
"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

Fuck a burly man day. 

Every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.
"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

National Snog a Fat Man Day 

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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