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Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.
"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."
A Lag by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

fag-a-lag 

A fag that tends to lag in the bedroom.
Hey Lambchop, you such a fag-a-lag in the bedroom. Oh don't look at me like that boyfriend!
fag-a-lag by Jaa-wee-bo-wah November 8, 2008

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.
"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"
take a lag by rm84 October 2, 2020

lag-a-licious 

lag-a-licious usually pretaining to a horrible lag while playing an online game or when your right in the middle of PWNING someone and its starts to lag horribly
wow did you see that guy get that kill it was lag-a-licious...
lag-a-licious by bobie_1kanobie February 9, 2010

Lag-A-Lah 

Pronounced LAG-A-LA

Synonyms: Ugh. , Arggghh. , *Sigh*

Antonyms: YAY!, Energetic,

Misspellings: Lag a la, Lag a lah

Correct spelling: Lag-A-Lah (A must be capital.. Dashes not needed, but typical.

Uses: Used when referring to a bad day, taxing situation, something that just tires or exhausts you. When you have a tough day, all you say is LAG-A-LAH.
Friend "Soo how was your day?"
You "Lag-A-Lah"

Meaning, "Ugh.. It just was.. Just.. UGH.. It was difficult, and exhausting for me. I'm sooo done with this day."
Lag-A-Lah by LaLaFunLover101 December 3, 2010

lag behind a swagg 

verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.
Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?

Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!

Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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