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ash has a hand kink
ash has a hand kink by scarletenvyrunning May 8, 2019
Can't even kink a hose
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
Can't even kink a hose by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010
dream has a piss kink
dream has a piss kink by hailey xoxo October 6, 2021
person who has a hand kink
Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW
Mica: ME TOO
Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW
Mica: ME TOO
Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink
person who has a hand kink by Cjejsnajakalznf May 30, 2021
Leah has a piss kink
Leah is a very short girl with a huge love for her piss kink even though she denies it all the time.
Leah has a piss kink by jess god August 7, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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