A GIRLFRIEND

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something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

A GIRLFRIEND by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

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A girlfriend

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

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A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022

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get leo a girlfriend day

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend

Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

get leo a girlfriend day by You know who put this 123 November 18, 2019

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I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

I had a girlfriend like that once by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

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he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

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I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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