A GIRLFRIEND 

something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

A GIRLFRIEND by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

A girlfriend 

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

A girlfriend 

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022

get leo a girlfriend day 

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend

Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

get leo a girlfriend day by You know who put this 123 November 18, 2019

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

I had a girlfriend like that once by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

I have a girlfriend 

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016