A draw
A draw by JayJ is the boss March 12, 2023
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A draw short of a straw
Someone so oblivious or incompetent that they manufacture their own misfortune.
A malaphor combining "draw the short straw" and "a sandwich short of a picnic"
A malaphor combining "draw the short straw" and "a sandwich short of a picnic"
"He spent so long perfecting his assignment that he missed the deadline. He's a draw short of a straw!"
A draw short of a straw by Luxord C. November 3, 2026
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A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
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