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a dumbass that thinks their very smart
a dj tried walking a grandma down the street and got hit by a bus
for a example dj dont even know how to do the abc's.
a dj by Randomnmn March 30, 2023
A unit of time equal to 13 seconds - the amount of time a DJ takes to unload his deck.
A DJ by Victor Needs A Cert July 28, 2024

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Pullin A DJ 

A phrase describing a female in the act of pleasuring herslf in a circular motion much like a dj would with a turntable.
"Dude, I just walked past Juliana's house and I saw through the window; she was pullin a dj!"
Pullin A DJ by Mike Garc August 18, 2008

Doing a DJ 

Having a poop
Sorry i missed your message i was doing a DJ

Phil took a selfie while doing a DJ

Al enjoys his time alone doing a DJ
Doing a DJ by KON4LYFE May 30, 2019

Being a DJ 

Is Jacob being a dj rn?
Being a DJ by Jeivsthewrld March 6, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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