A Blob 

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.

I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.

A Blob by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021

Doing a Blob 

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

Doing a Blob by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

blob and a half 

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

blob and a half by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Ablobla

What a mother fucking baby says

My baby just said ablobla

Ablobla by Mypoopstink June 2, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019