A White Hole
Similar to a black hole in nature.
A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.
A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.
Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.
-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.
Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.
A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic
This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.
Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.
Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.
A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.
Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.
-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.
Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.
A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic
This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.
Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.
Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!
Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!
Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!
Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
A White Hole by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 10, 2022
