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That one guy that gets beaten in sports day and then stares in a mirror angrily doing bicep curls in the middle of the party.
The Toby- “Hmph hmph hmph hmph”
Anyone else- “Dude stop being such a Toby! It was only sports day.

This is weird.”
A Toby by Gooseknows July 25, 2021
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Pull a Toby 

Think of the most absolutely retarded thing you can; to pull a Toby is even more idiotic.
"Dude, i can't believe that guy was looking for wii sports for the psp, he totally managed to pull a Toby on that one."
Pull a Toby by tatums December 31, 2007

Doing a Toby 

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.
I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.
Doing a Toby by big gizzle October 18, 2013

Pulling a Toby

Cutting your penis off in pizza hut and using it as a topping
Dude that guy is just pulling a toby

Yeah but his topping looks gooood

Don’t be a Toby 

In referenced to superstar Joby Steve, Don't be a toby is a phrase is another way of complaing at someone who is being irritating, they say or do something stupid or are genuinely out of the conversation. Being called a Toby sometimes can lead to a loss in reputation and social status, referencing that the original Toby had a lack of any of above.
Come on, Kapkan again? Don’t be a Toby?

Pulling a Toby

Fucking on your friends bed and jizzing on there pillow
He going to be so pissed I just got done pulling a Toby
Pulling a Toby by CLYDETHEMAGICAPE December 6, 2017

pulled a toby 

all that bitch did all day was complain, she totally pulled a toby.
pulled a toby by alixandre January 19, 2008
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