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A Squirrel 

The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.
Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
A Squirrel by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012

a squirrel in a hamster wheel 

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off
if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

a squirrel head 

jackson presley is a squirrel head
a squirrel head by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor
"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"
hung like a squirrel by Danno558 September 21, 2011

Shooting a Squirrel 

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.
That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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