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this is just like the little fishy and the big fishy but worse. this is when you take your hand and make a fin-like-shape with your hand. Then really fast you ram your hand into the persons buttcrack. it should hurt them for a while.
i got a running jump and gave my friend a shark in the ass. hahahha! he waddled for like a week.... owned! >:D
a shark by amnesia [aka amber] February 27, 2007
The name for a person who is a relentless predator on a night out. Once they’ve locked into their prey, they will continue pursuit regardless of any amount of rejection or avoidance that they encounter until they devour their victim with their tongue.
Brian:”Did you see Izzie last night?”
Ollie: “Yeah she sharked the fuck out of Tim last night , I caught him hiding in the toilets, but he didn’t have a chance”
Brian: “yeah what a shark”
A Shark by Waldothewizard May 23, 2018

raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009

I'm a Shark! 

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007

like a shark 

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.
Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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