A Noot Noot

The only way to escape from the confinements of glass walls under the ever watchful eye of those who cast decisions without facing the thumb of Caesar occluded by a cloud of blueberry vape-age

the phone buzzed excitedly

" A Noot Noot on the down low ?" the message read
" quick piss and ill grab you at the lifts" returned the response
"sounnnnnnnd"

and all was well in the world

A Noot Noot by Rooboy222 May 14, 2018

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sook a noot

Pronounced (sook a newt)...simply. The act of sucking ones nut.

Some asshole cuts you off in traffic, you yell , "hey asshole, sook a noot" as you pass him with your middle finger up.

sook a noot by Timutherfuckindailey March 1, 2009

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A Noot Noot • Boost a noot • sook a noot • schoweet as a noot • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.

Boost a noot

To bust a nut, usually in a quick manner.

Guy 1: Aw fucking shit, I lasted nothing in that hoe.

Guy 2: Yeah she also made me cum so quick, she made me boost a noot in no time.

Boost a noot by USLOPA May 11, 2023

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schoweet as a noot

When everything you planned just falls into place with little or no effort. Or when somethings really awesome, has to be said with a ''sch'' and in a high voice.

Guy: Oh man, first we got our beer for free then the all the hot girls from school came round. To top it off everyone stayed in the garden so my 'rents didnt know a thing.

Bob: Schoweet as a noot!

schoweet as a noot by Chloephant1 June 30, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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