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An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."
"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."
A Mitch by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011
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When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
A Mitch by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

A Mitch and T 

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"
"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!
A Mitch and T by Carlos R. [ramrod] October 16, 2008

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner
Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

Pulling a Mitch 

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

Doing a Mitch 

The act of commenting sarcastically on anyone and everyone's Facebook posts.
Mitch just could not help himself, I caught him Doing a Mitch on my latest Facebook post
Doing a Mitch by Bobwayne June 23, 2019

Son of a Mitch 

This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.
Son of a mitch i forgot my keys at home.
Son of a Mitch by Icy1 December 8, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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