A Melric 

A cocky, loud, dumbass brute with hardly any brains or common sense. Often hyping themselves and bragging about their sex life, Melrics in reality are depressed, sad and often try to hide it by showing off a carefree demeanor

You're likely to go to jail if you're seen with a Melric

A Melric by GogetaVegitoCombo November 14, 2020

A Metric Frig Ton 

A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.

The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.

A Metric Frig Ton by Tattooed Artist August 6, 2014

a metric shit ton 

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

a metric shit ton by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

A Merrick ass

An ass that has just been penatrated with a forign object usually a finger which is then put in the owner of the asses mouth.

When we get home from Spain im taking your butt to a Merrick ass.

A Merrick ass by Dman0101 October 14, 2021

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. 

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. by anonymous May 2, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020