A Martinez

An exceptionally small Spanish sausage

Friend 1: How small was it?
Fruend 2: Lets just say it was a Martinez

A Martinez by Gerrard's mum March 7, 2017

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Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.

Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.

Pulling a Nick Martinez by Area516 May 7, 2019

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