When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
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