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cracked like a koi fish 

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.
Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.
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akoisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction, but doesn't wish for it to be acted on/reciprocated.
He/she is totally hot, but I don't actually want to get involved sexually - since I'm akoisexual I'd prefer to just fantasize from afar.
akoisexual by Aishlion January 12, 2015

akoiromantic 

being able to have or having romantic attraction but not wanting it to be reciprocated/feeling uncomfortable when it is reciprocated
it's like craving intimacy but being allergic to it
alex felt awkward when they and sam began to date and become more intimate even though they had held strong feelings of attraction for them before dating; alex is akoiromantic.
akoiromantic by shedsomelightonit October 13, 2015

akoiromantic 

Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn't wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.
I had a huge crush on her, but as soon as we got into a relationship, doing romantic things with her felt uncomfortable. I think I might be akoiromantic.
akoiromantic by dustsoot July 21, 2014
akoi by aaaa2312 May 31, 2018
Akoiz also known as AkoiBoi is a gamer who likes to chill in his room all day, enjoy his own company and not bother nobody.
He's straight up Akoiz
Akoiz by AyoBlur October 12, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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