A kitten 

A younger woman that likes to date older men

man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.

A kitten by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009

kill a kitten 

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

kill a kitten by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

Killing a Kitten by Navarone March 22, 2004

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. 

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. by 89diehl September 26, 2010

Draw me a kitten 

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

Draw me a kitten by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

cast a kitten 

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, "have kittens".

Stop tickling me or I'll cast a kitten!

cast a kitten by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004

killin' a kitten 

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

killin' a kitten by pookie March 9, 2004