A kitten
man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.
A kitten by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009
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kill a kitten
v. To masturbate.
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
kill a kitten by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. by 89diehl September 26, 2010
Draw me a kitten
"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.
"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"
Draw me a kitten by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007
cast a kitten
cast a kitten by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004
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