A Jensen

A corporate term describing an individual within a large corporation who continues to further their career without ever achieving success.

The new Vice President is A Jensen.

by Big Daddy USA May 12, 2008

Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up

"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"

by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025