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you wore a jean vest 

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

to pull a mathieu jean 

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
to pull a mathieu jean by khursheh December 6, 2016

Billie Jean shits in a jug 

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Doing a Jeanie 

Commonly refers to having a friend who likes to come into your house and begin demolishing things or tearing things off walls.

Generally occurs in quick fleeted trips only once or twice a year, much like having a Jeanie released from a bottle they only stay briefly and release either something good or create a whirlwind of events.

Also has a tendency to remind you that she's demolishing things as your Nearly Dead and no longer require them
"Geez Dave what's happened in here, there was some great pics on the wall before now it looks like you've been demolishing the place."

"Yeah Steve I know, Tara was over from New York and she started doing a Jeanie on me"
Doing a Jeanie by Mussman February 9, 2010

Pulled a Jeanette 

When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants
So I pulled a Jeanette today and had to go take another shower
Pulled a Jeanette by Tittyanna January 3, 2020

trick-a-nigga jeans 

Whole lot of ass in a small pair of pants
Tight jeans that make a big girl's ass look like it's tight and attractive
Tyrone: "Dat bitch got a fine ass"
Lil' Keke: "Naw man, she wearin' them trick-a-nigga jeans"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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