A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.
"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."
"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a SaucyFelix when you need one?
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!