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A Castro

When a dog walks around the house with a dehydrated cat shit in its mouth that it has retrieved from the kitty litter box - Making the dog look like Fidel Castro with a cigar in his mouth.
Wow Fido’s pulling a Castro with that cat shit in his mouth!
by dswannie December 20, 2020
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Pull A Castro

When you pluck one of someone's pubes without them knowing, for one reason or another. (Popularized by the NBC show, My Name Is Earl.)
Guy 1-"Damn guy had to pull a Castro on me to get my DNA to test to see if I was his son's real father!"
Guy 2-"Ouch!"
by Bob Cheezy May 14, 2009
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Pull A Castro

To secretly obtain information
Pull A Castro. Darnel (after plucking hairs from Little Chubby through the toilet plumbing): "I had to do the same thing to Castro. This was a walk in the park compared to that."

Little Chubby (seeing the missing hairs): "(the) bastard pulled a Castro on me!"
by Sluffy1 February 18, 2015
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pull a castro

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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A Castor and Schoen

A not-ready-for-prime-time legal duo who damages the client more than they help. Also known to read poems to the jurists of a trial.
Why the hell did I hire a Castor and Schoen!? They make Giuliani look like a legal eagle. Should have went with the public def. Ughf!
by Sparktorious D.O.G. February 9, 2021
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