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A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds
Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

A Brown Ugly 

When you shart in someone's face, resulting in a spatter of poop freckles.
Yo, I totally busted a brown ugly on that girl!
A Brown Ugly by Timica June 25, 2008

A 'brown trouser moment' 

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous
the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'
A 'brown trouser moment' by Shadzame September 23, 2009

A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit
Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.

A Brown Log 

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

Drop a brown wallet 

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.
ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.
Drop a brown wallet by mummazumbe November 14, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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