A Bird

On July 29, 2019, a new species of aviary was found by a self proclaimed bird who goes by the name of Try "A bird" Stan. This humanoid/aviary communicated to humans in several different languages, but gave us very little information about what he is, how he exists, and if there is many more of his species. He only replies with a mere taunt of his existence by repeating this one phrase, "What kind of bird am I? A Bird. At first, this was all the world thought this magnificent new species could say, until biologists and conspiracy theorists alike began to pressure the bird to speak. After many days of hard work, the aviary finally spoke again, giving one final clue of his existence. He said, "...to connect photosynthesis to the bisector." The researches and theorists were puzzled by his response, and continued to pressure A Bird to speak. The next day, A Bird disappeared, gone with only a piece of his lunch left at the lab. Research about what this A Bird is, continues as the world moves onto the next age.

Update: New Research has found that the Aviary is connected to Quantum Physics and Super Position. Specialists are being brought in to solve the new equation of A Bird's existence. This equation is ((Photosynthesis+Bisector) x Quantum Physics/Superposition= A Bird)

"What kind of bird am I? A Bird

by Soul Flare August 06, 2019

for the birds

something that sucks, or is whack

I hate homework, yo. Homework is for the birds

by JC the Hustla January 11, 2006

bird

Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.

Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.

by KJ October 04, 2003

bird

British slang meaning girl. Like the American chick.

Man: I was talkin to that bird just the other day.

by Ja Jackson July 22, 2005

bird

A brick of cocaine, slang used to hide the true meaning of your intentions

""13 5 ima let my birds fly."

by infamous dub February 12, 2016

bird

it is the word

bird, bird, b-bird is the word

by wisherjls September 12, 2020

Birds

Birds are a myth made by the government to spy on us with drones

"Hey have y'all heard of this thing called dodge coi-"
"Fucking shut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!

by Carelessfeline September 12, 2019