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A Baker
Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.
A Baker by Histamines Man February 1, 2024
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A Baker's Mistake
The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.
Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.
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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.
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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.
A Baker's Mistake by Amoc910 October 10, 2011
a Baker's Shit ton
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013
Word of the Day on March 16, 2016
(a) Baker’s shot
When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present
Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita
(a) Baker’s shot by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021
A Baker's Dozen
A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women
A Baker's Dozen by mouseman956 January 4, 2025
Pull a baker
Pull a baker by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022
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