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HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer)- is an artificial intelligence.

HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.

"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

His twin is SAL 9000.
Hal 9000- "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
Hal 9000 by Fox Cruton March 22, 2009
the ultimate cutoff point for an unreasonably high number. If you catch sight of anything that is over 9000, take off you scouter or HMD and crush it in your hand immediately while screaming.
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?!"
"It's over 9000!!!!!" (scouter is crushed)
9000 by mibuwolfX January 11, 2008

Over 9000 

What the scouter says about Goku's power level. Over Nine thousand
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!" (Over 9000)
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
Over 9000 by Spud of Doom November 21, 2006

over 9000 

A phrase that people use for something of impressive power, skill or just general fun. It stems from the Dragon Ball Z Show when Vegeta and one of his cronies come across Goku, and Vegeta's scouter reveals that Goku's power level is... OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Power level? Its over 9000!!!
over 9000 by Lord Shade November 12, 2007

Giga Nigga 9000 

The giga nigga who sonned 3 trillion galaxies and clapped your mom's cheeks 3 feet backwards while doing 2 handstands on 3 fingers.
"Do you know who I am? I am known throughout the 69 quadrillion higher dimensions as THE GIGA NIGGA 9000"

Gawk Gawk 9000 

a blowjob that is very sloppy & turns the penis purple
bro last night i gave billy a Gawk Gawk 9000, he was so exhausted after.
Gawk Gawk 9000 by TNGJorden May 1, 2020