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9 april 2003 

9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day
9 april 2003 by ~ a fat ass bitch October 6, 2020
any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.
Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.
April 9 by BueenQitch October 23, 2019
my birthday is April 9
this is a joke
April 9 by ShiningSunflowerr September 24, 2021
April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her
Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot
April 9 by 0nly_ari November 14, 2019
National nap day just take a nap
Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9
April 9 by UwU Junior November 2, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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