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9 april 2003 

9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day
9 april 2003 by ~ a fat ass bitch October 6, 2020
National fuck your friend day
Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass
any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.
Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.
April 9 by BueenQitch October 23, 2019
my birthday is April 9
this is a joke
April 9 by ShiningSunflowerr September 24, 2021
April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her
Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot
April 9 by 0nly_ari November 14, 2019
National nap day just take a nap
Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9
April 9 by UwU Junior November 2, 2019