You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.
You: hey dude
Your Friend: yea what's up
You: I am bored, what do I do?
Your Friend: what about typing abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz or zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
You: already did them
Your Friend: ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or even qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
You: already did them to wait I got it, I will try to eat Urban Dictionary
Your Friend: WHAT Thats impossible
You: I know a word that can beat it
Your Friend: What is it
You: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
Me: Sorry I made a definition For That
how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool
but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`
[like... really imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist
Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.
"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]{[poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"