876th base

This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.

Hey! I got to 876th base!
Shut up, you suck.

876th base by funnyman21224 October 2, 2011

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87th Base

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

87th Base by Ballsackmgee October 20, 2008

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86th base

swimming through a whales colon while having a threesome with five one hundred year olds and somehow surviving

Guy 1: yo, i finaly got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck...

86th base by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

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86th base

Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving

Guy 1: i got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck

86th base by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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