876th base

This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.

Hey! I got to 876th base!
Shut up, you suck.

876th base by funnyman21224 October 2, 2011

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87th Base

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

87th Base by Ballsackmgee October 20, 2008

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86th base

Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving

Guy 1: i got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck

86th base by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

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86th base

swimming through a whales colon while having a threesome with five one hundred year olds and somehow surviving

Guy 1: yo, i finaly got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck...

86th base by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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