876th base

This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.

Hey! I got to 876th base!
Shut up, you suck.

by funnyman21224 October 2, 2011

87th Base

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

by Ballsackmgee October 20, 2008

86th base

swimming through a whales colon while having a threesome with five one hundred year olds and somehow surviving

Guy 1: yo, i finaly got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck...

by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

86th base

Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving

Guy 1: i got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck

by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025